all the butts of babylon

(Source: fallonfey, via demsideburns)

barrymanilowswinternightmare:

sawpunk:

lord of the goats; the best of

i like how this isnt even remotely close to a pun or any imaginable context whatsoever

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via steveholtvstheuniverse)

beckpoppins:

(via demsideburns)

demsideburns:

wait has r.e.m. been a ska band this whole time and nobody told me

otherhiphop:

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on…

(Source: rougemarionette)

shot-first:

It got so bad he lost some of his limbs

poncho-hero asked: Bramble T. MacPhearson

Why I like them: You made this person up! I can say whatever I want about him!

Why I don’t: He can be kind of a jerk sometimes, but I can’t blame him

Favorite episode/scene: Oh! Oh! I like that time he stuck his whole head in a fishbowl

Favorite line: “I hate elephants! Elephants trampled my whole family!”

Favorite outfit: The spacesuit with the pajama jeans and the viking helmet

OTP: Bramble T. MacPhearson/Batman

Non-romantic OTP: He’s best friends with just about everyone! I like his friendship with that one reindeer though.

Headcanon: Bramble T. MacPhearson keeps the preserved organs of small mammals in jars around his house.

Unpopular opinion: I actually kinda liked the movie better than the book

A wish for them: I hope he gets an animated spin-off TV show where he’s voiced by Mark Hamill

An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them: I don’t want him to EVER hook up with that Linda slut. She’s such a cob woman!

5 words to best describe them: Greatest man in the world

My nickname for them: Brambly-tits

poncho-hero asked: Nurse Jaqui

Why I like them: She’s the queen bitch of dope delivery around here.

Why I don’t: She sticks her feet in toilets for fun

Favorite episode/scene: I don’t have a particular favorite, though that toilet thing was pretty funny

Favorite line: “No no no, don’t be a fuckhead, Karen.”

Favorite outfit: Whatever, as long as she keeps wearing that red lipstick

OTP: I don’t have one.

Non-romantic OTP: I don’t think I have one of those, either.

Headcanon: I’ve got so many! Just check the whiteboard Reanée and I filled with our basket theories. One of them is that she and Dr. Stravinsky have had sex, and Dr. Stravinsky might even be Ally’s real father.

Unpopular opinion: There aren’t enough fans for there to be “unpopular” as opposed to “popular” opinions.

A wish for them: I don’t have any. She’s perfect just the way she is.

An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them: I hope she never mellows out and stops cursing at everyone and everything.

5 words to best describe them: Crazy bitch equals mega hilarity.

My nickname for them: I don’t have one. Whatever, Jaqui!

poncho-hero asked: Lyra

Why I like them: She’s a background pony that the fans gave some interesting headcanons (mostly the wants-to-be-human thing), and then you and I took it further (see Headcanon, below)

Why I don’t: She’s kind of a bitch, at least according to our headcanons

Favorite episode/scene: That time when she - yeah - no - can’t think of anything

Favorite line: You know, she had ONE line, and I can’t even remember what it was

Favorite outfit: She’s a naked horse.

OTP: Lyra/Bonbon

Non-romantic OTP: I think Pinkie Pie supplies her with human-hand-related things. Like them foam fingers.

Headcanon: She and Bonbon are Ponyville cops, and are the only ponies in all of Equestria allowed to have telephones. They have phone sex a lot.

Unpopular opinion: I don’t think the cops and the phone sex thing is a particularly popular opinion…

A wish for them: I don’t know. If she wants to be human that bad, maybe she should be.

An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen for them: I hope she doesn’t stay a horse, but grow creepy human fingers out of her hooves. Ew.

5 words to best describe them: Such the weirdest freakin’ horse.

My nickname for them: Leonardo DiCaprio